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I'm just a 16 year-old desperate kid.
I love to frick frack, and i can definitely show you how it feels to get anal fisted. Bisous xoxo

inkerdoodle:

excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die


applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"


gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately


i-am-in-your-fandom:

tvgropes:

the english language may be difficult to learn but at least we dont insist on assigning genders to inanimate objects

AMEN


molebucks:

the first episode of the season is always awkward bc of the way they namedrop and stuff for new people or to remind people. like when you talk to your dad are you like “i, jaime of house lannister, the one they call kingslayer, who lost his hand also our symbol is the lion and we are rich and the king”


lawngreen:

Don’t fall in love with someone like me, I will take u to the 711 for a hotdog date. This is why storms are named after ppl…


clubpenguln:

Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock


fantanoice:

toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

More like Tony Abbott trying to Stop the Boats when he was born in England


foodstain:

i loved this part in frozen


euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions


shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye


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