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I'm just a 16 year-old desperate kid.
I love to frick frack, and i can definitely show you how it feels to get anal fisted. Bisous xoxo

nanahiro:

chihiro fujisaki tellin it like it is


phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg


pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me


400-484thz:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

400-484thz:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature


imtangy:

falcnpunch:

"be my hat boy"
"no fadda"
"what did u seh to me"

it’s a son hat

imtangy:

falcnpunch:

"be my hat boy"

"no fadda"

"what did u seh to me"

it’s a son hat


best-intentions:

lemounade:

lemounade:

if you started liking arctic monkeys after AM came out i don’t like you

indirect to every arctic monkeys “”“fan”“” at my school

God forbid someone isn’t fortunate enough to be introduced to a band until a v successful album is brought to their attention which they connect to and like and then discover all the music they’ve missed from them. wow sorry people are introduced to bands at different time periods.


grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork


obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that


airoehead:

I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan


joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru


ridge:

where is the lie though

ridge:

where is the lie though


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