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I'm just a 16 year-old desperate kid.
I love to frick frack, and i can definitely show you how it feels to get anal fisted. Bisous xoxo


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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?





smittenlotus:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

Thank you. :T











susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE






babymadrid:

Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.




ouyangdan:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gillpickle:

my babies are big, strong

THEIR FEATHERS STILL HAVE NOT COME IN YET BUT THAT IS OKAY

I STILL LOVE YOU

MY WEIRD FEATHERLESS CHICKEN BABIES

The wonders of adoption

seems legit




shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital





terrakion:

hollywoodgonzalez:

I legitimately can’t tell the difference

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?



grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.



stuning:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

image

omfg i remember this





cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T





theoneogorbae:

bookoisseur:

wanderingweasleys:

shardwick:

Fun at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.

#ActualSiblings

The look on her face.

"I have been dealing with this for 10 years. You don’t even know."

#ActualWeasleys