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I'm just a 16 year-old desperate kid.
I love to frick frack, and i can definitely show you how it feels to get anal fisted. Bisous xoxo


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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot




lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks




defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.





z-eniith:

this happened






cumfort:

you realize how much effort you make with a person when you don’t text them first for once and they never speak to you again







sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

GUESS WHAT I’M DOING

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skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!




left-nut:

jank:

sansyouth:

txrget:

- The Breakfast Club (1985)

the story behind this quote is so weird tho like this sixteen year old girl took a gun to an elementary school and started shooting the children as they played on the playground and she ended up killing two people and injured a whole bunch more and when they asked her why she did it she said “I don’t like Mondays. This livens up the day.” 

This is less than a half a mile away from my home; my dad was supposed to go to school that day almost 40 years ago, yet he decided to stay home. Coincidence or luck?

the boomtown rats also made a really great song about this



unit03:

nuttedsohard:

which celebrities do you think watch hentai 

lupe fiasco james franco michael cera










gnagster:

i put the :// in http://