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I'm just a 16 year-old desperate kid.
I love to frick frack, and i can definitely show you how it feels to get anal fisted. Bisous xoxo


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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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castlecasketteer:

me when doing assignments





mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time






sherlollymouse:

Right on.



nintwentydo:

literally move one foot to the right and you don’t have to walk on the grate at all







meatbicyclevevo:

bro…




psych3d3lic-m3ss:

surprisebitch:

:(

my life




jdemastus:

niick4:

too-kawaii-to-die:

inlarryithrust:

bitterboob:

i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try

oh my gosh it’s back

I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash

The bald guy is driving the boat. It’s like he realized he fucked up and deserves whatever punishment Neptune deems fit




reallylameblog:

rogerdabbit:

Goals.

it’s 12 hours of cotton eyed joe



fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS





luvzi12:

This sign is supposed to show you which things are forbidden. But it just creates the coolest dog ever




lokisactualbutt:

itsjustakaikai:

lokisactualbutt:

woodmeat:

bxtchpleaase:

r-re:

Wow

The guy in the back looks confused too

homie absorbed all his brother swag in the womb

THEY LOOK THE SAME THEIR FACES ARE THE SAME BUT?????

Twins of the different race are produced if the parents are of mixed race, and when their sperms and eggs are fused and fertilized gives a mixture of genetic codes for black and white skin. Their skin color is determined up to seven different genes working together. The chance of a mixed race couple of having twins of different colors are a million to one. If the twins are inherited from mixed race parents, one can be white, fair-haired and light skin and the other can be black and have dark hair.”

Thank you science side of tumblr

also do u realise how rare this is omg