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I love to frick frack, and i can definitely show you how it feels to get anal fisted. Bisous xoxo


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pissfreak:

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them







shouldnt:

when distant relatives try to kiss you

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looptyloopthenshout:

The best cinematic and musical experience of all time



(via meatbaul, boltthrow)



illkim:

Looking at your grades at the end of the year like

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shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny




snapchatting:

itsmydarkesthour:

snapchatting:

mango? why not womango? end sexism now

womango make me a sandwich :P

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birbd:

hotwing:

imagine the SOUND of someone walking down the street wearing those

clikFWP clikFWP clikFWP




surprisebitch:

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walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO